it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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