I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He? As in you personified your dick?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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