I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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