at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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