He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
