I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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