Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
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I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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