So drunk, too bad you don't want this
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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