So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
false alarm, still single
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