I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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