You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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