used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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