super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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