Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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