i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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