he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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