Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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