My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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