I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Randomize
