I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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