His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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