i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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