Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize
