Pappa wants mamma naked
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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