I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
