I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
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Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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