she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
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I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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