i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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