I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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