Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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