omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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