What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Every concussion has its silver lining
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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