Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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