Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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