Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
vagina is talking i cant
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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