I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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