i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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