My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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This is my gift to your gina
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I want to fling myself into the sun
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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