so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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