Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
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I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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