Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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