Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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