I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
where does the pee come out of this thing
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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