explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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