yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
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I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Drunk is not a location!
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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