Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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