I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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