...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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