mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
