This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
All the doctor said was why
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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