put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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