I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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