let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
This is classic penis vs brain.
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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