We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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