Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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