She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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