Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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